Jobs I Could Do From Stripper to Snowman

Usually I do a blog review on Tuesdays. I know it's really too late to do an April Fools joke, but in the spirit of the day I will give you a sneak peak of some of the things I would do if the whole picture book thing didn't pan out. I laboured on these for a whole 10 minutes... most of which was writing words on them in Photoshop and loading them onto this blog.

1.

 Snow Woman in a Snowstorm

Because I was too lazy to draw a fourth thing.

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2. 

Bikini Model

A short lived dream for sure.

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3.

Astro Woman

Yes I would be this skinny. Even in my wildest dreams this wouldn't pan out. Instead imagine the background as a cardboard backdrop. I'm freaking out because that plastic headpiece has no holes so I'm probably going to die of asphyxiation. Yes, if I were an imaginary Space Woman I would be that thin.

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4.

Wait for it....

Stripper

You are a pervert if you thought anything different.