People: "You need a portfolio website. You need a portfolio website".
Me: "Yes, I have a portfolio on my blog".
People: "No you need a PORTFOLIO WEBSITE!"
Me: "I HAVE A PORTFOLIO ON MY BLOG!"
People: "NO, YOU NEED A REALLY REAL PORTFOLIO WEBSITE!"
Me: "But I don't wannnnnaaa!"
People: "YOU MUST SET ONE UP TODAY!" After which they beat me senseless with their laptop.
So it was, and so it shall be.
Here's my new website (you might also notice the new link at the top): http://artistobscure.carbonmade.com/