Friday, March 8, 2013

Jeff Carney

You can't visit Jeff Carney's webpage and not crack a smile (go ahead, I dare you). His warning alone sent me into a fit of giggles. I chose to ignore his warning and you should as well if you know what's best for you. Instead you should visit his website here: http://www.jeffcarney.net and the blog within the website here: http://www.jeffcarney.net/blog/

Jeff Carney's webpage has everything that an authors website should have. He talks about his terrible struggles in the morning, and his heartbreaking burden of having to listen to the same radio station every time he gets into the car! He is a great writer, though. You know how I know? It's because a cat loves his book. If you can get a cat to love your book then you are going right to the best sellers list!

Seriously (however slight that seriousness might be) Jeff is a great writer. The real reason I know this is because I read the chapter in his book and his blog as well! The characters in his story feel real, the writing is compelling and the words flow well. It also doesn't hurt that he has a great sense of humour and this shows in the excerpt he shares with us. My only regret in reading about his books is that Jeff's new book sounds awesome and it's not published so I can read it.

Jeff's blog is a lot of fun to read. He has spoken a lot about writing, but it's not his main focus for his blog. My favourite articles are the ones about impossible situations that people write about, but I digress... What is Jeff Carney's blog about? I'm not really sure, because it runs the gambit of all possible subjects. You'd think that a blog like this wouldn't make sense, but it's a perfect mash up of everything. Jeff's posts are witty, thought provoking and just plain fun to read.  

I have not officially read more than a chapter of Jeff's books, but I think his writing style is right up my alley. I can't wait to get a hold of a copy of his books so I can devour them. Jeff, if you are reading this: Go write a few more books for us to read! 

 I can't believe it I got to review another extremely talented person's blog. I'll have no luck next week finding an untalented person, because I have a great illustrator's site to review! Check back next week to see my review of Wendy Martin's Illustration website. It's going to be great!

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Two Contests

There are two contests that I just have to tell you about today. The first is from Kelly Hashway's blog. She is giving away two YA novels "The Other Marlow Girl" by Beth Fred and "Advantage Heartbreak" by Kelly Hashway. Check that out here: http://kellyhashway.blogspot.ca/2013/03/sweets-blogfest.html

If you prefer picture books head over to Stephanie Ruble's blog! She's giving away a "When a Dragon Moves In" by Jodi Moore. She's also going to be giving away books every Wednesday! http://sruble.blogspot.ca/2013/03/march-first-books-when-dragon-moves-in.html

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Ninja Woman's Monkey Ono Giveaway

So anyone up for a contest? I know I am! Head over to Ninja Woman's (aka Julie C Phillips) blog and sign up! Her new book "Monkey Ono" comes out Thursday so she's celebrating with a giveaway. What do you win? And I quote:

"A signed copy of MONKEY ONO
A signed copy of ONE of the NINJA books - your choice
A pack of Monkey Ono GREETING CARDS
and
some BOOKMARKS!  (For those of you who still read paper books.)"




Good luck!

Monday, March 4, 2013

Cookies

Cookies 

Cookies are my favourite treat
so small, sweet and fun to eat
If no cookies are nearby
I'll just have a piece of pie

Sunday, March 3, 2013

How Do You Make Your Online Friends?

This might seem like a strange topic for this blog, but if you know me you know that I'm a strange person. For those of us who network a lot we all have different tactics to how we make our online friends. Should I say "friends" since we don't always know one another well when we start.

When I was a lot younger I spent a good deal of time in chat rooms. If you find the right strangers the conversation in chat rooms can be a lot of fun. When I use to use chat rooms a lot I would rarely add someone as a friend. I would always wait until they added me. Since the rooms were always small enough I could be come well known without taking the first step. Wouldn't that be perfect if all social media was like this?

Moving up to Facebook was a bit more of a challenge. The people you already know and are friends with outside of the computer are always easy adds. You get into a group and start talking to people and it's a different story. Usually people are easy going about adding you as a friend, but some people are very restrictive to who they add. Here I generally add people according to who I would like to get to know better and already have had some interactions with on or off Facebook. . This can still be difficult for me, because there is always a small fear of rejection.

Twitter I find is one of the easiest for making friends (or "friends"). I add people even if I know very little about them here. There are some people who will add until that person follows them, and then stop following that person. I think this is a vain attempt to get a higher following rate than those the person is following. If your Tweets are interesting and you become popular you wont have to worry about this. For me I only add people who are interesting and share my interests. I wont follow someone who I don't like (or am unsure about). I also wont remove anyone unless I have a good reason. I do have a habit of un-following people by accident.

I think most of my best online friendships have come from either chat rooms or online message boards. I think it's very important to find people in which you share an interest so that it's easier to make the friendship last. Trying to make friends with people who have interests of which you know nothing about is near impossible. You need to have shared interests so you both can have an interest in one another.

That in a nut shell is basically how I find my online friends, how do you find yours?

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Printing for Artists and Writers


I'd like to do something a little different tonight. I'd like to share with you the experience I have gained as a student and graphic designer. Now I don't do much in the way in graphic design or printing, but I have learned a lot on the subject of printing along the way. This doesn't cover everything to do with printing, but it will help you out when you go to print anything.


1. Why Go To A Printing Company? 

Your home inkjet printer uses water-based ink while a printing company uses oil-based inks on their laser printers. My home-made wedding invitations smeared when they got wet! Not all inks are this bad, but if there is a chance that your manuscript or artwork might smear is it really worth the risk? Another problem is that your artwork is more likely to fade with an inkjet printer. A high quality inkjet (I love Epson’s printers myself) may give you a prettier print, but overall using a printing company is best for prints.

It’s actually cheaper going to a printing company for printing than using inkjet ink! You should have a home inkjet (lasers are expensive) printer for drafts and quick prints, but you will pay less for a prints at a printing company. Printing companies generally lease their equipment, so they not only likely have a newer printer but their printer has the ability to do higher quality prints than a home printer can.

Where You Should Do Your Printing?

Where you should get your printing done depends on what you want printed. If you are just making copies of your manuscript you can go anywhere that has a copier. If you are loyal (and friendly) to a local printer you are more likely to get discounts on your printing in the future. They may also give you discounts on website design!

If you are do any other printing use a local printing company that’s dedicated solely to printing. Companies like Kinkos, Staples, Office Depot and UPS may not have someone who is knowledgeable in graphics or printing.  These places have Copy Centers, but their focus isn't printing. Some places will print business cards on pre-punched paper, so they don’t have to use a cutter to cut your cards. The result? Bumpy edges, and an overall unprofessional look for your business cards.

How to Get The Best Results From Your Prints 

You may want to bring your artwork to the printer for scanning. This way if your digital file is bad, you can easily have it scanned. If you can help it don’t leave your original artwork at the printers because there is a chance it could be damaged. If you do bring (or email) a digital copy be sure to scan it into your computer at a minimum of 300dpi! Anything smaller is going to give you a terrible print. Scanned slides are really the best way to go, but who makes slides these days?

Don’t use Microsoft Word to create anything. If it’s not a text document to be printed it doesn’t belong in Word. I worked for a printing company for two years and I found that it is extremely difficult to make a print from Microsoft Word. It is more difficult to change (and for you to create) Word documents. Overall you might pay more for a document made in Word than if you let the printer’s graphic designer create it themselves. You can create documents in Word, but be aware that the graphic designer may just ask for your files your project can be recreated.

Be aware of bleeds and cutting! Bleeds are used when an image or colour ends at the edge of a document. If you are creating an image/colour that goes to the edge of your artwork, then you need to add (or bleed) an extra ¼” of the image/colour over the edge of the document. Anything bigger than the actual document size will be trimmed off. Also, make sure that you give at least 1/8” - ¼” room between your text/image and the edge of your document.


I hope this helps you with your next printing job, and if you have any questions feel free to email me at daniduckart(@)gmail.com just remember to remove the brackets.

I Signed Up For #ChaBooCha

Yes, It's a funny name. Also yes, I need a another challenge like I need a hole in my head. However you look at it, there it is, I signed up for another challenge. This challenge is the Chapter Book Challenge.

This is a one month challenge for the month of March. I really don't know if I have the time to write a chapter book within the constraints of this month, but it's fun to try! It will likely give me a good start on my first Chapter Book. Interested in signing up? It's completely free! Just click on the link:
http://chapterbookchallenge.blogspot.ca/2013/02/are-you-ready-for-chaboocha-it-starts.html#comment-form If you sign up let me know. I'd love to hear from more people in the challenge.